On Sex and the Art of Arse-Dialing (1/1)
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Author: Milady Dragon
Series: On-Verse
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Jack/Ianto; Amy/Rory; Eleventh Doctor/River, Jack/Ianto/TARDIS (mentioned)
Warning: I no longer warn for crack, because with these that's a given. But I will for random phone dialing, strange movie references, the Doctor failing to be impressive, mentions of Rory contributing to the delinquency of a TARDIS and TARDISpreg (this should be a sub-genre, it really should be),
Spoilers: None really
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, I would have treated it better. I also don't own Doctor Who, but Stephen Moffatt actually takes care of it quite nicely.
Author's Note I haven't visited this universe in a while, and it felt like coming home...albeit a really strange and off-kilter home that needs to be visited by a licensed exorcist. I have to thank the usual suspects for this plot bunny, but especially
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Summary: The TARDIS is getting some very strange phone calls...
The Insanity is This Way...