Title: New York Minute
Author:
Fandom: White Collar/Doctor Who
Characters: River Song, Neal Caffrey, Eleventh Doctor, Peter Burke
Rating: PG
Words: 1,046
Edited by: my beloved
Summary: Neal Caffrey knows that New York contains a multitude of wonders. But the temptress with the neat ankles and the man with the suspect fashion sense were unexpected even in Central Park.
Author's Notes: Written as pure crack for
Disclaimer: As much as I wish it were otherwise, no Whoniverse characters are mine. They are the sole properties of the BBC and their respective creators. Neither are any White Collar characters mine; they belong to USA and Jeff Eastin . I intend no copyright infringement and take no coin.
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